About Unthirsty

Unthirsty is the work of a group of like-minded souls who were always struggling (for obvious reasons) to remember where and when they last enjoyed that good happy hour. A plan of action was drawn up on beer sodden napkins over bargain pints and some mighty fine nachos. Thus, Unthirsty was launched and dedicated to the good of all mankind's legally drinking denizens.

Heroes:

Level Bosses:

Name: Matt King

Special Move:

Standards-Compliant Uppercut

Catch Phrase:

"Hit Refresh"

Alter Ego:

Programmer

Signature Drink:

Tanqueray Martini, straight up, 3 olives

Notes:

You can sit next to Matt and discuss ideas and dream up the impossible, and Matt will look down at his laptop and pound on it for a few seconds, then casually glance over and say "Hit Refresh!" And that idea will be a reality.

Contact:

(e-mail | standardwebdesign.com) | Matt King's Blog

Name: Jason Glaspey

Special Move:

New Idea Complicator

Catch Phrase:

"That's awesome. But you know what would be even cooler?"

Alter Ego:

Project Manager

Signature Drink:

"Whatever's in my flask"

Notes:

Has a few decent ideas, but relies on the talent he surrounds himself with to make them happen. Absolutely committed to doing as much field research for happy hours as necessary and a very competent drink orderer.

Contact:

(e-mail | departmentinteractive.com)

Name: Geoffrey Lorenzen

Special Move:

The Aesthetic Massage

Catch Phrase:

"This is too cool to look that bad."

Alter Ego:

Designer & Illustrator

Signature Drink:

Old Guy Brown Liquor and Soda with Bitters

Notes:

Compulsively anthropomorphizes and talks dirty to his cocktails. Has unhealthy fetish for large red noses which has turned out to be a perfect match.

Contact:

(e-mail | omaticdesign.com | niftyco.com)

Special Thanks

Unthirsty would not be possible without the love and support of those special people in our lives, as well as their companionship during the enlargement of our livers.