This is as dive as it gets, and definitely "old North Portland." (not to be confused with hipster martini-bar North Portland... Not that that's a bad thing.) Tons of options, lots of room, bartenders that don't bother you... ever...

I was SO disappointed in this place as I'd been waiting a long time for it to open. It's very close to my house and I had high hopes for it.

I was severely disappointed in the quality and price of the food. The happy hour isn't that happy, and the drinks aren't that cheap.

Also, I came here with 6 people for Sunday brunch last week, and not a single person liked their meal.

Also, the decor leaves a LOT to be desired, although, it's covered, heated patio will certainly be a draw come the state-wide smoking ban starting in January. Which is good, as that will be about all this place has going for it.

Yeah, I'm not 100% convinced that the blog posts need to take up so much room, however, for now we're really trying to get people's attention to the fact that there is a blog, as well as highlight some information. I'm sure the homepage will take on a few different layout incarnations in the next few months as we move from Level 2 to Level 2.3.2.22l.3.

Also, as we add new features (now hopefully more often), we'll be highlighting them there.

As one of Unthirsty's founding fathers, I thought I would say what everyone is thinking: This post is a bit on the defensive. We're talking about competitors, and saying we're better. Yup. That's the deal.

However, we do want to know what it is about MappyHour that people like so much. And I do want people to know that they got their start scraping our content. I love Unthirsty like a child, and have been proud to work on it, and it's like someone insulting your baby, or pissing in your cheerios, and so we get a little defensive.

Now, nobody can whine about us being defensive and bratty, because we admit it. However, I think you'll like us anyway, because we save you the cashes in your search for the nachos.

The back patio is super nice, and the chicken tenders are the best appetizer food I've had in Portland. So Damn Tasty. Waitress was super chill, and nice.

Be aware though, the back patio closes at 11pm and Midnight on weekdays/weekends respectively.